Final: Pirates 2, Reds 0
WP: Charlie Morton (8-5)
LP: Dontrelle Willis (0-1)
SV: Joel Hanrahan (27)
That’s all. Now let’s stay there.
Though I do worry for Western Civilization. If this continues, and the Pirates do not “return to the mean”, they threaten to overturn the very foundations of modern science and epistemology. This might be magic.